Q: Why are you being interviewed for a bakery website?
Flounder: No idea.
Q: Do you even like bread?
Flounder: No. I’m a flounder. OK….. Maybe if you made a shrimp and pigfish baguette.
Q: I don’t know what else to ask.
Flounder: Can I get back in the water? Charles done with his stupid flounder/founder pun?
Q: OK, what’s with the side eye?
Flounder: Yo, back off, air breather. You see me mocking you for being “gill-challenged”? As a matter of fact, I was born with eyes on both sides of my face, and as I grew, one migrated so they’re now both on the same side.